um, seriously?
i recently read, in one of those dreaded baby books, that six-month-olds are supposed to be sleeping 16 hours a day. this has set me down a whole new spiral of panic. this particular spiral being that much more terrifying due to the fact that i am massively sleep deprived and my sense of reason has gone on vacation to more restful locales.
seriously? sixteen hours? hey arlo, you know how many naps you took yesterday? NONE. you know how many naps you took today? one. FOR TWENTY MINUTES. you know what time you woke up this morning? AT 4:17. and then you were awake, WIDE AWAKE, until 6:45 when you ever so graciously went back to sleep for A WHOLE HALF HOUR.
a quick sleep deprived count on my fingers says you slept 10 hours in the last 24, and that was broken up into 5 sessions.
you are obviously not my son.
seriously? sixteen hours? hey arlo, you know how many naps you took yesterday? NONE. you know how many naps you took today? one. FOR TWENTY MINUTES. you know what time you woke up this morning? AT 4:17. and then you were awake, WIDE AWAKE, until 6:45 when you ever so graciously went back to sleep for A WHOLE HALF HOUR.
a quick sleep deprived count on my fingers says you slept 10 hours in the last 24, and that was broken up into 5 sessions.
you are obviously not my son.
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